When Mr. Bond Gets Old

The first James Bond, Sir Sean Connery celebrated his 85th birthday this year in August, but in our minds, the 007 character has stayed in his 40s for almost half a century. The five 007s after Sean Connery are all charming, energetic, well dressed, blue-eyed. In the newly released James Bond movie, “Spectre,” Daniel Craig remained in his attractive appearance, but presents an older James Bond, even the form-fitting Tom Ford suit does not make up for the wrinkles on his face. We get it, Mr. 007 gets old, the movie gets old. 

In the beginning of the movie, James Bond executes a task by parkouring, this time, in Mexico City. For the routine of every 007 movie, this part is objectively good, especially the part where he fights with the enemies on a helicopter, which shows the director, Sam Mendes’ brilliant scene-scheduling ability. After Bond takes the ring with the spectre mark off the enemy’s finger, Sam Smith’s new song “Writing on the Wall” plays, the best part of the whole movie. 

On the Graham Norton show, Daniel Craig confessed that he hurt himself a lot during the shooting of his four 007 movies. “I’ve had my right shoulder reconstructed, both knees operated on, even my thumb hurt.” The audience laughed when Craig talked about how his thumb killed him, however when the actor talked about his injury to the public, it was clear that he is too old to be James Bond, just like Pierce Brosana. Spectre has the least number of action scenes of the last four 007 movies in which Daniel Craig plays James Bond. The most memorable action scene, besides the helicopter part at the beginning, is a car-racing scene along the river. The car was the main character in this scene, shooting guns and fire, and even playing music. James Bond just sits in the car, doing nothing. At last, Bond pops out, ruining another expensive car while the audience asks themselves why James Bond is even in the movie. 

Daniel Craig’s first 007 movie, Casino Royale, was released in 2006, almost ten years ago. But this 47 years old actor isn’t the only one who gets old, the “Bond girl” too. Monica Bellucci, the dream lover in Sicily played the widow of a gangster. Before the movie released, the press informed loudly that she would be the oldest “Bond girl” of all 007 movies. No need to guess how the 51-year-old Bellucci was frustrated when she heard this kind of film promotion, she did look old enough to be the “oldest Bond girl” in the movie. She only appeared in two parts, one is the funeral of her husband, the other is when she and James Bond have sex. After the confusing and spontaneous intimacy, Bellucci disappears for the rest of the movie, just half an hour after the opening 

song. Maybe the writer wanted to use her to explain why men don’t want to date a woman who over the age of forty. Compared to Monica Bellucci, another “Bond Girl” Léa Seydoux does her job wonderfully, dressing fancy to attend a dinner party with James Bond and being kidnapped by the bad guy waiting for James Bond’s rescue. Of course, she sleeping with James Bond. But there is just one problem, in the story, Sawn (Seydoux’s role) is the daughter of an old acquaintance of James Bond, so the thing she did with her uncle James makes the audience a little bit uncomfortable, asking what James Bond is thinking. 

The third person who get old with James Bond is the villain, not physically, but mentally. This time, Christopher Waltz is the bad guy. Christopher Waltz, the actor who is famous for playing the evil psychopath in Inglorious Basterds, but failed playing another cold-blood murder and a gang leader. The audience would find that all his moves are focus on “How to kill bond” by physic, catch Bond, tie him up, kill him, not like any other villains, who use intelligence as the weapon, which is a big disappointment. 

Basically, all the characters get old, there is another thing of the 007 franchise that gets old, the story. Ian Lancaster Fleming had written twelve 007 novels before he died in 1964, two years after the very first movie, Dr. No, was released. Forty years later, when Casino Royale played on the big screen, all twelve novels have already been adapted into twenty-one movies. The actual texts has been used up. The other three movies following are adapted either as short episodes of the novels, which nobody cares about (like Quantum of Solace), or as mysterious projects, which never officially came out, just like Spectre. In fact, Spectre is the evil backstage manipulator of all the troubles that James Bond gets involved with. But before Fleming dead, he never let the big boss come into the light. As we all know, when the big boss fell down, the franchise also ended. Since Fleming was perhaps a good story teller (the 007 novel based on his true experience of being a spy), but only a few people have ever admitted that he was a great novelist, the story of a gorgeous spy gets laid, by the way save the word is out of fashion, 007 really should consider to retire. 

Spectre is the last 007 movie of Daniel Craig. He isn’t the longest-lasting James Bond, nor the youngest, but he provides many classic Bond scenes in his four 007 movies. Dropping out at this time might be the best decision for him, everyone gets old, even actors, but James Bond must stay in his forties forever. 

Why Buy Art

“I understand you don’t like that one, but I think this one will be the best to match your TV backdrop!” A man in a gorgeous black suit pointing at a large scale painting and, said to another man dressed casually. 

“Let me think about it.” The causally dressed man said, “Personally I like it, but still have to ask my wife’s opinion.” 

It’s easy to drift in and out other’s conversation in crowd, like the EXPO Chicago. They would go to the “black box” to discuss the specific pricing or something private, but instance like this one can always interest me. Conversations show the relationship between people. No matter how the relationship is built, stories are hidden in the conversation. And this is a story which was happening in a gallery booth at EXPO, was like many other similar stories happening in other booths. 

In the end, I believe I saw those two men shaking hands. Maybe the transaction was completed? Maybe not, the hand shacking was just out of politeness.) The painting is priced at 30,000 dollars, and it is quite abstract — light blue background with faint human figures, delightful, even showing a little childish. 

Wait! Why did he spend (around) 30,000 dollars to buy a painting only for his TV backdrop decoration? 

This year, EXPO Chicago presented artworks from 140 galleries around world. These 140 galleries all gathered at the Navy Pier, becoming a shopping mall, not for dresses, but for art. (Actually I did see dresses in EXPO Chicago, but they were not pieces of clothing anymore.) Maybe likening the artwork to clothes can explain the reason people agree to spend 30,000 just to decorate a TV backdrop. People do not need much clothes, but they always want something new and pretty, even if most of them know nothing about the meaning of a certain design, or the color choosing of the cloth they eagerly buy. 

Chasing beauty is human nature. 

But just one problem, art is not clothing, art should be much more than clothing. 

When I was enjoying my diet coke at the bar, I heard a woman’s voice, sharp and loud. I couldn’t understand anything she said, because she spoke in Russian. She was talking on the phone, and I assumed she was angry at the person was at the other end of the line. Luckily, my companion understand Russian, proving that I was wrong. 

“She said ‘I saw something very special! You should have it!’” My companion told me. 

The woman is a beautiful, blond, dressed in a black business suit, and in high heels of course, but her voice wasn’t beautiful at all. Why she wanted to sell the art to her client in such a hurry? I’m not sure. It might be because of the boisterous environment, she had to shout for her client hear her clearly; or perhaps she had a stubborn client, who had worn her patience down. Suddenly, I felt bad, what was it that made this beautiful women unbeautiful? 

What else had lost its beauty? The art. When people put art in a supermarket for purchasing, is it still art? Art is supposed to be exhibited in a museum, where it can be appreciated by the visitors. Then it is art. When art becomes merchandise, the angel has fallen becoming prostitute. People can buy art and throw it in their closet until they forget about it, then what is the difference between a piece of art and a piece of clothing? 

Still, you can spend 30,000 dollars to buy a piece for backdrop decoration, if you have the money.